Morrissey's Secret Diary

My indigestion is extremely adorable. Like a basket of bunny rabbits and kittens all sleeping soundly.

The Bryan Ferry on the farm goes, “oink oink…oinnnnnnnk”

>:(

It was a vegan puzzle.

maelevolent:

WTF IS THIS? WHY DID I MAKE THIS? WHY AM I LOOKING THRU PHOTOBUCKET?

No, this really happens to me. And it’s not funny at all. Haven’t been able to enjoy my tea for years.

That was a dirty, rotten trick, Morrissey. How could I ever trust you with my most intimate feelings? --Bryan Ferry

Anonymous

Well there’s no need to send dogs after.

Cats are the best animals. »

Hi. Bryan Ferry here and this is difficult for me to say, but I want you, Morrissey. I want you bad. I want to give you 50 thousand bjs in the rusted out back of a van. Are you up for it, youngman? We have to be discreet. Please answer me privately. See you soon.

Anonymous

Well well well.

Dear Diary,

Remember that time I took a psychadelic drug, and ended up in the Mamas & Papas? Those were days.

Morrissey :(